Intimacy: I love that for you - FML

I love that for you

By NeedHeadPhone - 30/11/2009 16:51 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML

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flgirlwguitar 2

Monday 30 November 2009 20:37

This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 30 November 2009 20:05

ewwwwww!

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Stumblebum30 5

Monday 30 November 2009 20:05

ewwwwww!

Tyrone_Hawkins16 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:02

The mom could be hot

hellokittywhore 0

Friday 13 August 2010 12:26

MILF!!!!!!!!! :D

FckYoCOUCH 6

Monday 4 July 2011 5:20

So... did she get a harder spank?

12inchD 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:26

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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lightuup 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 2:40

threesome

Youdumbidiot 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 5:59

you guys must have some sick, perverted mind because that was his parents doing it.

code2264 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 8:59

that's funny lol feel bad he heard it though

KennedyGotWings 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:37

ouchhhh

flgirlwguitar 2

Monday 30 November 2009 20:37

This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.

CanadianNarwhal 13

Monday 1 August 2011 4:32

Exactly, no need to ****-block (or beaver dam, whatever the case may be) our mothers.

jorge305 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:38

cool

perdix 29

Monday 30 November 2009 20:40

You must have had a pleasant childhood if your dad gives such weak-tit spankings.

hwkfan1 10

Monday 5 April 2010 8:39

I overHEAD lolz

invisiblerabbit 0

Monday 30 November 2009 20:44

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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perdix 29

Monday 30 November 2009 21:00

I cringe to think of my child hearing us while we are in bed. Children should never hear that kind of begging and groveling -- just kidding (only partly.)

ericalew_xo 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:12

This is hilarious, hahahaha!

movies12 0

Monday 30 November 2009 21:18

WOW! :-D Thats hilarious.

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