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Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML
Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
Today, I overheard my mother saying that it is “physically painful” for her not to be mean to me. FML
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flgirlwguitar 2
This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.
Stumblebum30 5
ewwwwww!
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Comments (67)
Stumblebum30 5
ewwwwww!
Tyrone_Hawkins16 0
The mom could be hot
hellokittywhore 0
MILF!!!!!!!!! :D
FckYoCOUCH 6
So... did she get a harder spank?
12inchD 0
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did u not join?
lightuup 0
threesome
Youdumbidiot 0
you guys must have some sick, perverted mind because that was his parents doing it.
code2264 0
that's funny lol feel bad he heard it though
KennedyGotWings 0
ouchhhh
flgirlwguitar 2
This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.
CanadianNarwhal 13
Exactly, no need to ****-block (or beaver dam, whatever the case may be) our mothers.
jorge305 0
cool
perdix 31
You must have had a pleasant childhood if your dad gives such weak-tit spankings.
hwkfan1 10
I overHEAD lolz
invisiblerabbit 0
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so......? i don't understand the hypocricy.. your mom is human too, just like you. so yeah, i am sure that they get all kinky and shit once in a while.... how is this image: your mom rimming your dad and taking a load on her face....? i bet it happens man...
perdix 31
I cringe to think of my child hearing us while we are in bed. Children should never hear that kind of begging and groveling -- just kidding (only partly.)
ericalew_xo 0
This is hilarious, hahahaha!
movies12 0
WOW! :-D Thats hilarious.