Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
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hochrote 0
That's awkward...
Jrefinne 7
Uhhh, so? Unless your ex is a serial killer, it's not really a big deal to see him around town.
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Comments (116)
zeta24 0
roll down the window and pretend u r having phone sex
barbiegirl491 1
AWKWARD!
bzett 0
Did you by any chance hear some crickets chirping?
iRushxProne 0
You should have wayved and sayed hi
usnwife 18
who gives a shit? turn up your radio and dont look at him, problem solved
88sforlife 0
revenqe sex riqht there ,
thewife5 19
wow.. you're 11!
mandypandypants 4
Ydi. It wouldn't have been awkward had you not kept looking at him otherwise it would be quite alright to pretend he's not in the next lane.
kaitrin 0
Omg that's awesome
Muffin_Tops_fml 2
gay baby was born!
grdianknight 0
it's not like you were seated next to him somewhere, you were in seperate cars! ignore him and move on.