Today, I was running a marathon. I stopped to massage my stiff legs, when an elderly spectator taunted, "Oohhh yeah, that's it! Massage those legs good, boy!" She looked about 70. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I volunteered at a 50 km trail race for charity and was at the service of a walker. It was fun until after the walk was completed, when he made me take off his boots and socks, and massage his big, super stinky, sweaty bare feet. His putrid feet were inches from my face the entire time. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, as I was jogging on the boardwalk, an old guy tripped me with his cane. As I was getting back up, I heard him say to his wife, "I wanted to see if she would actually fall." FML
Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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truehitman2010 0
we need a Wtf? button
oliveindamiddle 0
I don't think this is a fyl or a ydi... it's just one of those moments in life where you're like.. WTF. :)
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Comments (157)
Drumming_fml 7
that's a win.
comepoopwithme 0
for which person?
TheObnoxiousNarw 1
For the Grandma! Ps: fallout is awesome
gbreck 0
agreed 58
jennifer93 0
agreed that glee blows
ochomurph 8
fallout o yea
mr_miyagi 0
yea a total win for OP. 70?!? if thats out of the standard scale of 1-10 then she must have been a real GILF
9010649 3
"Don't forget to stretch those creamy hamstrings!" -Herbert
dirtyblond 4
"Oh yeaahhh massage those legs while I massage my pussy!"(; -old lady
LyssaSparkyRex 0
or it gets the hose again!
Saint_Pete_Saint 0
masturbationmasturbationhehe
oliveindamiddle 0
I don't think this is a fyl or a ydi... it's just one of those moments in life where you're like.. WTF. :)
overthelimit 3
haha well at least op knows someone thinks hes attractive ;)
supertacowaffle 41
lol :) good on you OP for running a marathon great achievement :)
Hugh_Spreadum 4
Gramma's dreaming up a marathon of massaging his stiff 'leg'. Good for her too?
missy_lynn012 0
well there's not a website called whattheF.com so this'll have to do. op fyl for turning on an old lady :P
elainelovesyou 7
Haha, I agree 3.
Brohemoth 0
lol 113 nice underpants
jess2gd4u 0
Mmm at least she was admiring the view. but really how many people stop running a marathon to massage legs, wouldn't that stuff you up?
nerdchic 5
stuff you up? wth kind of saying is that?
Dontstealmyname 11
Maybe OP just stopped for a while to press on the sore areas. I do that sometimes when I'm not running competitive.
jess2gd4u 0
oh cool. I thought for marathons it would stuff u up with your rhythm and breathing an pace.
Soloman212 28
What did I just read?
truehitman2010 0
we need a Wtf? button
McGherkin 0
I'm still waiting for the 'Get A Grip' button.
oliveindamiddle 0
Que pasaaaa I'm so confused.. I commented on this comment and all of the comments are gone now :O
KingD123 0
I have sexy legs. FML
SnowFlakeInAK 7
I agree!! maybe if we ask nicely they'll give us a WTF button.
cnygard95 12
HaHaHaHaHa!!!
Katie_the_Great 6
For that to work, OP would have to be a girl not a boy, but that's still funny:) haha
PassTheDutch 0
haha. family guy is the shit.
Drumming_fml 7
I agree!
oliveindamiddle 0
Dear FML, It would be greatly appreciated if you could supply the users of this fantastic site with a "wtf" button! Much thanks. - Olivia & other users or FML :)
tesuan 0
They won't. Same thing as with a dislike button on facebook- we want it, it makes sense, but it's just not gonna happen. Such is life (in soviet Russia. sorry, I had to lol)
Beast_Hoff 0
Family guy win ^^^
tesuan 0
OP is a choir boy. that's the problem.
tesuan 0
Get some cougar, boy! I'm only kidding.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
And #9 is winning!! Nothing wrong with a cougar at all ;)
Katie_the_Great 6
Right.......
fionasarah 0
you ruined it by saying I'm only kidding.
rocketeer_97 1
9- yes, i do enjoy your picture !
tesuan 0
Other than the fact that it's basically seducing a young man for your own needs and practically sexually abusing him, yeah, there's nothing wrong with cougars...
SnowFlakeInAK 7
well.. if you look at it like that...EEWWW I just happen to be 13 yrs older than my hubby. at our age there is no eeww factor. underage lusting is sick tho.
tesuan 0
Well, with the whole "half your age plus seven" social rule, OP would have to be 42, and we can safely assume that's not true due to her calling him boy.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Hmm if she was 70 wouldn't 42 still be considered boy? JK JK I totally understand and agree with your point. :)
enonymous 9
Not a cougar at this age. more like an alley cat that has a limp, has sagging ears and smells of rotting tuna and denture cream
SteelCladAngel 0
that's not cougar...that's sabertooth tiger
SteelCladAngel 0
that's not cougar...that's sabertooth tiger
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Bwhahaha sabertooth tiger hahaha and alley cat! lol those are GOOD!
rocketeer_97 1
9- i do enjoy your picture !
22cute 17
70 year old women have earned the right to seduce anyone they want in my opinion. What's the harm, really?
KiddNYC1O 22
I agree with #1. Was she touching herself or something?
ImInABox 6
Herbert's sister, Sherbert the Pervert.
gardianlh24 0
way to use your "Imagination." *waves hands in a bow shape*
Death_From_Above 0
that's a little more than a compliment. but hey whatever works!
SnowFlakeInAK 7
LMAO Nice to see you around again KaySL!!
CitrusGirl 0
Finally a guy getting objectified by a women...
CitrusGirl 0
Before people jump on me I will clarify: every time there's an GML about a guy objectifying a girl the response in many (not all) cases is Female: that's so horrible and wrong! Guys are so horrible! You should castrate and report him! Male: Hey, he thinks you're hot that's a good thing! Learn to appreciate a compliment! And what with all the feminist lesbian Nazi bitches? I'm curious to see if the response will be the now that the roles are switched.