Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
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hochrote 0
That's awkward...
Jrefinne 7
Uhhh, so? Unless your ex is a serial killer, it's not really a big deal to see him around town.
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Comments (116)
dantheman1988 0
so?
Skatejock21 0
get over it. It's just an ex. You're going to meet many more people in your life that you don't like anymore or aren't dating anymore... get used to it. If you aren't dating anymore... don't make a big deal out of it, or else you have no one to blame but yourself if a problem occurs. If you can't handle looking at your ex, despite the fact of why you aren't dating, then you're life might become hell. Bottom line, Life isn't fair! There's nothing you can do about it. Not being able to be around your ex is childish. Act like an adult about it!
DrewSmooth 0
what if the said "ex" beat her?
Skatejock21 0
it still doesn't matter. A person will always meet people they don't like and doesn't like to deal with, and you have to live with it.
sataris20 5
that's not enough to warrant an FML. (my opinion, take it or leave it
mk58 31
Then instead of making it awkward, if you actually made eye contact, wave or smile.
Calibobaliee 1
i would have waved And honked.
regsworld11 2
I would have smiled and not worried about it (:
awesomguy21 0
don't be such a drama queen...get over it
flickyourbic1223 7
Love the new photo :)
a_luta_continua 2
That's why i have a helicopter.
topie_fml 6
hahaha that sucks. that's when you just look at him and wave.