Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
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Top comments
hochrote 0
That's awkward...
Jrefinne 7
Uhhh, so? Unless your ex is a serial killer, it's not really a big deal to see him around town.
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Comments (116)
allmidnighteyes 11
Your day was temporarily made awkward by seeing an ex! Oh no! Whatever will you do in times of actual crisis?!
melibear89 7
wow it's your ex! who the hell cares grow up and get the hell over it you'll run into ex's all the time. if you can't handle running into an ex then don't date or stop complaining and suck it up.
taelorrae011 0
awkward is an understatement.
ShakeEJunT 0
awkward ostrich
GARCYA23 0
must be nice
abceasyas123abc 12
Hahaha, I like how you roll!
abceasyas123abc 12
Sorry, that was supposed to be in reply to number 46.
MyF_ckingLuck 0
change lanes.. duh
kaykay9080 5
LOL. That did not happen.
SteelCladAngel 0
did you have someone in the car with you holding a gun to your head forcing you to stare at your ex?? turn your head the other way and don't look at your ex.
annigotammo 1
get over it