Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML
Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML
Today, I got into my car in the parking lot, or at least I thought I did. I sat down, buckled up, and only noticed something was off when a guy walked over from the shopping trolley carousel, opened the passenger door and said, “Can I help you?” Same car model, wrong car. FML
Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
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feanor15 0
what are odds eh?!
EvilPotato 15
awkward.
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Comments (118)
YurTriniFantasy 1
haha YDI for not paying attention... be a good citizen next time OP!
Iamnotmyself 17
FYL because your ex used his magic powers to lure you into an awkward trap in which the car was unlocked. Then secretly video tape all that happened. To bad he failed and you just screamed, pepper sprayed him, and ran.
LOLbomb 1
She lives in Kentucky. Awesome sauce.
boyguydudemalema 0
I feel sorry for the guy, he's just chillaxin in his then you barge in talking random stuff to him . . . but it's kinda his fault for not saying anything at the first place. I would've said hello or something.
blackberry90210 0
I hope you left a fart inside as you got out of the car
iSitt 0
that's why he dumped you
snade 0
atleest it was someone you know and not a complete stranger
0430chloe 0
Shay does YDI and OP mean?
qwacktastick 8
26 - I like your picture
feanor15 0
what are odds eh?!
feanor15 0
*the
BShady96 0
the opposite of evens, eh!
Stressed_Student 2
She's in Kentucky. It's very likely that she would run into her cousin. -I'm allowed to make fun of Kentuckians because I live there.
LOLbomb 1
I hope the OP's brother doesn't already have dibs on her. I'd tap that. -I'm a Kentuckian as well. :3
sovietkiwi 0
fking Canadians
geoffnel10 0
good one lmao
geoffnel10 0
** good one 16 lmao
EvilPotato 15
awkward.
Jimmyd0t 0
yeah lol imagine the convo that came after
Jayrs93 11
just an awkward look at each other and then op got out and walked away... that's what I would do
xleanne_aLly 23
LOL I did that before. My gram parked across some old lady and when I got out of the store I opened her door got in, closed it and asked her a question. She didn't respond to I looked over to see this white old lady smiling at me :s.
missfml1105 0
YDI should have said something clear er to cover it up.
1215116a 14
Should have paid attention to what car you got in, or what people it has in it maybe? Even if it's the same type of car, you can see the people, even through tinted windows. And you didn't even look at the driver when getting into the car? Sorry for that rant, anyways YDI op. -.-
Iamnotmyself 17
Yes but what if she went into one of those free candy vans! I hear their quite pleasant, I mean hell free candy!? Those people are the kind of people that let me still have faith in us humans!
LOLbomb 1
27, your anti-kidnapping school programs have taught you well.
1215116a 14
27, good point...but does that mean op's ex likes picking up little girls/boys?
1215116a 14
27, good point...but does that mean op's ex likes picking up little girls/boys?
Iamnotmyself 17
Well in my experience the people that drive those vans are 40+ and have free candy on the side of their van, so if all of these come together I say the OP would be about 11. And trust me from experience, their really isn't any candy, just a lot of beer and memories!
1215116a 14
That sounds fun! Where do I go to find said vans?
dannysgirl95 3
well there is the possibility that she and her ex had just broken up. in this case OP may have just subconciously walked to his car without actuall being aware of it. She obvously would have gotten into his car many times before before so the action would be the most familiar. If its a small town the chances of this happening are pretty decent...
1215116a 14
64, didn't think of that, good point :)
Iamnotmyself 17
Look for them around schools, patrolling parks, ice cream vans ect. the best ones have more than 2 people in them and is white.
1215116a 14
Don't forget the tinted windows on the van. (:
Iamnotmyself 17
Well, the tinted windows depend on the level of bribery in the local police system, as I have had experience with.
tylerh425 0
i bet you are blonde
randiZ25 0
I will sadly agree with you, I too am blond and would do something like that.
Newboyz00185 0
Atleast it wasnt a rapist van.
ronnilynn16 0
I would have to agree. lol. I am a blonde as well, and I would do something like that...
emilyissutee 0
hey dont disrespect the blondes :/
oocarmelgirl0807 0
At least it wasn't a stranger's car?
dollars2doughnut 0
I think a stranger's car would at least be funny to talk about later... You're ex's, not so much.
taylortm96 0
what a small world.
benniful 0
...And then the awkwardness hit like GODZIRRA
BigBrownEyes675 0
Godzirra?!? You mean Godzilla? :s
redfishbluefish2 13
Or did she mean guanaria..?
BobsUrAunty 2
# 72 godzirra is what the blonde reporter in the movie first called it
techweed 12
Tell him: oh sorry I thought you were my [current] boyfriend but I realized you weren't as soon as I saw you [small] dick
1215116a 14
What with the [ ] things? Am I left out of something?
christyxbee 15
I'm guessing she's using them like italics to add a certain emphasis to saying them. Although caps can CERTAINLY have the same effectiveness...
1215116a 14
39, when I read that I made the CERTAINLY louder in my head naturally. (:
Iwashere12345 0
if it was actually small she couldn't see it, so say I realized that it was you with your small dick because I can't even see it