Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
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bdubbstheman 5
Fight that shit in court
LSS_fml 18
Cyclists are a motorists worst enemy...
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Comments (109)
Melinie 7
That mofo cyclist probably planned that...
Calyx_fml 22
Share the road... with stupid cyclists.
LSS_fml 18
I hate cyclists. I know a guy who crossed double lines to get around a group of them (riding 5 wide on the road) and he was travelling at at least 100kmp/h and had full view of the road ahead. They dobbed him in... WTF?
shannonjnae2706 0
Were there no witnesses to the accident? FYL, indeed. But, at least you can say, "a guy on a bike hit my car," instead of, "I hit a guy on a bike WITH my car."
DocBastard 40
He ripped through the air? Was this a flying bicycle?? I DEMAND A FLYING BICYCLE NOW!
shannonjnae2706 0
hahaha
Zachthejoker 10
Life's not fair. That said, why not make it a little less fair for the cyclist?
blackblade 3
Th e cyclist is at fault there
sanchitgoyal 27
Maybe the op was speeding his car and while he was able to immediately stop the car rather than gradually slowing it down the cyclist wasn't able to stop immediately and thus hit the car.
the_true_batman 10
It doesn't matter. You should leave enough space so that if the vehicle in front of you comes to a stop that you can stop in time. It's always your fault when you rear-end someone. Why should you have to worry about people behind you? They should leave enough space.
the_true_batman 10
Time for revenge... bring a throwing knife to court and throw it at him knife style.
Katshia 2
So if you stop and a car rear ends you that's his fault, but if a bike does it that's your fault? ******* justice system is corrupt.
Katshia 2
So if you stop and a car rear ends you that's his fault, but if a bike does it that's your fault? ******* justice system is corrupt.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
The second post was quite unnecessary.