Today, my best friend and I decided to dye our hair blue. We didn’t mean to also dye the ceiling, walls, shower, or floor. We DEFINITELY didn’t mean to dye our faces the day before school pictures that cannot be rescheduled. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a Smurf. FML
Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, out of boredom, I decided to dye my hair. I clumsily spilled some of the purple dye on my chest and shoulders. My insane mother is convinced the marks are hickeys I got from sneaking out and having sex with a boyfriend I don’t even have. She won’t listen, and I’m grounded for a month. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I had guests over for a Christmas party. One of them wore new blue jeans and managed to get large dye stains on three different walls. They won't come off. Guess who has to paint his living room again. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
julfunky 29
I’ve dyed my hair dozens of times. Not once did I ever get that shit on the ceiling. YDI
ViviMage 40
You put cream or lotion or even Vaseline on your face before you dye your hair! Can't wait to see the Smurf photos!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (10)
crazycrochetlady 12
A dab of shampoo will clean it off skin if you dont wait to clean it off.
ViviMage 40
You put cream or lotion or even Vaseline on your face before you dye your hair! Can't wait to see the Smurf photos!
julfunky 29
I’ve dyed my hair dozens of times. Not once did I ever get that shit on the ceiling. YDI
raven_of_azarath 35
Rubbing alcohol cleans hair dye pretty easily. I suggest finding somewhere that sells it by the gallons.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Did you start headbanging before the dye was finished drying? Are you and your friend now known as Rocker Smurf, and Heavy Metal Smurf? If you were made to take your photos, I assume they're floating around the internet somewhere.
TumblrweedPasses 11
The ceiling, really?? Baby wipes are pretty good at scrubbing it off your faces And most bathroom cleaner wipes will help clean up your parents bathroom
Phil 14
What are you like 10?
AmbrosiaFan 19
Every school picture day I've seen has had one day to make it up if someone wasn't there... so I'm not really believing this one.