Today, I went home with a guy I met at the bar. I warned him that I was on my period, but he said it was fine. Not only was the sex awful, I woke up to find that he'd smeared period blood on my face in the dark. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML
Today, I had sex with my landlord. As if that's not bad enough, my period hit, and I bled everywhere. His place is a total bloodbath and I'm worried that he's going to ask me to pay for the damage. FML
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
Today, my wife came home drunk, telling me all about this amazing man she met at the club with her friends, and how she wanted to have sex with him but couldn't because she was on her period. What a present. FML
Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML
Today, I had sex with my wife while she was on her period. After some time, I felt a burning sensation. When I pulled out, there was not only blood on my penis, but IN my penis. I, a man, peed out period blood. It hurt. I did not know this was possible. FML
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Top comments
tonyfan00 38
That's just bloody rude!
Dave_Davington 34
Not the kind of facial you were expecting, I'm sure.
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Comments (35)
electrodude 15
Blood ritual without the death of chickens or goats
jojo24980 6
Wht a terrible person, I'm so sorry u deserve better
StarkWolf_fml 23
yep, not a week to be going out to bars
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Carrie White? Is that you? "Today, I went home with a guy I met at the bar." YDI instantly. And if you were on your period and didn't want to have sex, why were you at a bar in the first place and then going home with a random guy?
julfunky 29
I’m not saying she doesn’t deserve it (weird things can happen when you have sex with strangers) but where did she say she didn’t want to have sex?
Rabite 28
Why do you deserve anything bad instantly just because you want to have a one night stand? How many dates to you have to have in your opinion to not deserve people being shitty to you?
_ali__cat_ 14
not that you shouldn't have fun on your period, but why take a guy home?
Christina Jean'e Lara 14
Cause she wanted to? Why not?
Slim87R 7
Are you sure you weren't at Chucky Cheese and brought home a minor?
sexipapi25 16
Death becomes him
Maria Carter 8
you could have also said no lmao
Sydney Nicole 10
this is why we don’t go home with strangers
WHSKitty4ever 23
GROSS!