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I want Jesus to come inside my heart
Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
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DocBastard 40
I would tell you to kneel and pray, but I'm afraid you'd get confused while you're down there.
harrypotter955 19
May The Lord be with you
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Charleybelle 14
I've had to excuse myself a couple times. Not because I thought Jesus was sexy.. But my priest is extremely attractive :(
lilhellian 27
Was that you, that I heard in the church closet?
smallshaft 10
I can understand that. There is a gorgeous and sexy nun on here.
Catkam623 27
How can you tell
lilhellian 27
Go to to the jogging FML look at comment #20. That's how we know.
botanistjessica 24
Maybe it's just me but I find 23's comment to be exceedingly creepy.
AKiDNamedJoHn 12
I'm assuming 23s comment is about noor?
LillianLattea 6
#23... I'm a girl.. that is gay.. and I do not find her "sexy" yet "cute". maybe that's just me, but you're creepy.
misataylor86 10
Seems you need to stay in church... Perhaps catholic.
LSS_fml 18
Is that you Stewie Griffin?
nycwrestler 17
I don't get it
raykyogrou0 4
Because you never watched family guy?
Pyapi 20
Well, you were certainly moved by Jesus Christ... Just in a sexual way
TylerDC 24
your truly crazy about Christ. :-)
Enslaved 38
"When you call my name it's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there"
NoahEibon 11
"In the midnight hour, I can feel your power..."
Pwuj 6
Now I can't get the song out of my head... ****!!
madgrinchhatter 12
Never thought about that song being about a ******* before but I hear it now.
Catkam623 27
I'd tell you to get on your knees and pray for forgiveness but I'm worried about what you'd do while your down there.
meekthekit 6
Original thought there...
Bekll 31
Deja vu. o.o
SenselessPattern 12
Hey now, it was 13 minutes difference. Obviously they both came up with the same thing a the same time, it just took #27 13 minutes longer to reach the 'comment' button.
Daiyuki 5
And you thought no one would notice?
redbluegreen 41
I say a little prayer for you.
Enslaved 38
Forever, and ever, you'll stay in my heart and I will love you (Reminds me of "My Best Friend's Wedding")
Kog_Hiro 17
You wanted to get... nailed up? Or were you just wanting to witness his miracle touch?
poodle_juice 17
I guess his image truly touched you.