Weirdo
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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I want Jesus to come inside my heart
Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
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DocBastard 40
I would tell you to kneel and pray, but I'm afraid you'd get confused while you're down there.
harrypotter955 19
May The Lord be with you
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KaiCer0 8
That's just wrong...
madgrinchhatter 12
He's got a swimmers bod like nobody do.
lpietr21 9
It's normal to love Jesus, though it seems you are IN love with Him.
Zatheria 1
You need to take communion. Just get on your knees and accept jesus's flesh into your mouth!
False_Stupidity 42
You have something seriously wrong with you
simoncat 11
"God will get you for that, Walter". - Maude
jbicchinella 4
Well if I believed in that story if be saying welcome to hell... Lol
Jruth7 5
That's what they call the power of Christ compelling you.
gman123999 14
Don't feel bad op some people are just destined to hell
shaystar 3
I don't think this comment should have been posted. Very poor taste.