Weirdo
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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I want Jesus to come inside my heart
Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
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DocBastard 40
I would tell you to kneel and pray, but I'm afraid you'd get confused while you're down there.
harrypotter955 19
May The Lord be with you
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bebekinza 5
You're so sick we go somewhere with that nastiness
GhostChickens 17
She did. To where, we do not know.
docscientist 10
Imagination Land?
samcro3 8
Its hard out here for a pimp. Revelations 6:9
SkateboardGirl88 11
May the power of Christ compel you
buckdharma 38
You'd soon be complaining how your boyfriend is a know it all who thinks he's perfect, God's gift, blah, blah, blah.
abbiyroad 16
Cue the bible beaters ranting
shadowdragon1 1
Yes I like -25 pic too
katiemarie62996 4
That's ******* gross
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Why do I feel the comments will soon be closed on this one?
galaxystar2 6
Some things are meant not to be said...
ShantiKumar 4
oh please everyone chill out. that's not a big deal at all. the people in this country... at least she loves god alright!