Weirdo
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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I want Jesus to come inside my heart
Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
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DocBastard 40
I would tell you to kneel and pray, but I'm afraid you'd get confused while you're down there.
harrypotter955 19
May The Lord be with you
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Aliserguy 2
may Christ be in you
Fman92 9
ill see you in hell OP haha
loccsta83 5
Sweet baby Jesus
TheMystery13 13
Serves you right for being in church. Religion is bad for you. Messes up your mind.
xkbz510 13
LOL WELL THEN that escalated quickly...
bleedingglitter 24
You aren't missing anything. Pray at home if you feel like you need to.
FRED369 13
This ain't no FML it's a WTF
GAeroNKissR 26
that brings a whole new meaning to WWJD...
wondermoose 28
May I suggest bondage in your next encounter? (;
wowthatsux53 11
I would say you need Jesus but frankly I don't want you anywhere near him