Weirdo
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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I want Jesus to come inside my heart
Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML
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DocBastard 40
I would tell you to kneel and pray, but I'm afraid you'd get confused while you're down there.
harrypotter955 19
May The Lord be with you
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TylerDC 24
not so bad
michellerose80 4
.. the moment when you realize necrophilia is your thing ..
chrissy2 28
Sure is a blessing
Ukeee_X 19
Jesus is in everyone ;)
Joshflower 5
Sick ****
Jezzikah 11
That's terrible! With him being crucified, he'd be a terrible lay! He'd just lie there and make you do all the work haha
chosha_fml 27
Who would Jesus do?
LillianLattea 6
23, I'm a girl that is into girls.. and I don't find her to be "sexy" or "cute". maybe that's just me, but your comment is kinda creepy. on the other hand.. nice going OP!
SiriusBlack97 17
You'll be crying "Dear Christ" more than once this Sunday, eh?
alfakennybody 10
U were turned on by a statue....somebody hasn't been laid in a while