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I want Jesus to come inside my heart

Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML

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DocBastard 40

I would tell you to kneel and pray, but I'm afraid you'd get confused while you're down there.

harrypotter955 19

May The Lord be with you

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Comments (92)

spicedream 8

ahahahahahahahaha

MorganBrown 8

That's how Jesus gets all the ladies!(;

greeneggsandspam 2

My boyfriend looks so much like Jesus, it's creepy awesome.

emilyloves1D 5

So you certainly are a bible basher then

Meesersuperman1 4

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

Twisted_Angel 17

I'm pretty sure they frown on that in church... you didn't like... go up and fondle the statue did you? because that takes awkward to a whole other level.

MsBedelia 4

That's normal. Raised Catholic, Jesus was the first (mostly) naked man I saw. Now I can't date skinny guys without comparing them.

evilvagina 9

Jesus got nailed, Jesus nails you... simple.

BntyHntrSeattle 30

To quote Howard (W), Jesus was "the last Jew to do situps." ^^

interesting33 37

I don't understand?

shabbydoooo 8

Wow isn't that a sin?????