Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
Today, I'm finally recovering from surgery to fix my severe underbite, which included breaking my upper and lower jaw, forcing my teeth to line up properly, then pinning them until the bone healed. My wife can’t mentally cope, because I no longer look like the man she loves. She wants a divorce. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, I got the most action I've had in about 3 years when my dentist pressed her boobs against the top of my head to fill my cavities. I really need to get me a girlfriend. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
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viaaaaaa 22
Try not to think about how much she resembles a squirrel
WCARlover 35
When I had my wisdom teeth out I sent pictures for people to laugh at. She sounds like she needs to lighten up
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Comments (90)
sprints54 19
Take a pic and show her and if that doesn't work idk
tantanpanda 26
I mean, if laughing and belching blood sounds like good medicine, then more power to ya.
missbrit818 20
Yeah you're a real great bf. You really know how to make your girl feel good.
nityasomaiya 46
I think he must laugh with her, not at her. He cares for her alright, so I don't think he deserves the doghouse. All he needs to do is put it in a better way and crack a smile on her face too.
ZirePhoenix 10
Get two of your buddies to punch you in your face until you're swollen like your GF. You'll stop laughing.
Sheepalicious 20
youre dating a beaver
travellingfun 18
I feel like she should joke about it aswell, I know it's hard for her, but both of you laughing about it would make the situation easier. That's how we handle stuff like that anyway.
al_dente 3
Does she look like a chipmunk out of Alvin and the Chipmunks?
ashweaver 12
This is actually cute
orsombre_fml 11
So, she is in pain and you laugh? YDI.