Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
Today, I'm finally recovering from surgery to fix my severe underbite, which included breaking my upper and lower jaw, forcing my teeth to line up properly, then pinning them until the bone healed. My wife can’t mentally cope, because I no longer look like the man she loves. She wants a divorce. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
Today, I got the most action I've had in about 3 years when my dentist pressed her boobs against the top of my head to fill my cavities. I really need to get me a girlfriend. FML
Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
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viaaaaaa 22
Try not to think about how much she resembles a squirrel
WCARlover 35
When I had my wisdom teeth out I sent pictures for people to laugh at. She sounds like she needs to lighten up
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Comments (90)
ChampagneMamii 8
Maybe she'd laugh at how she looked too, never know lol.
Jay0501 21
Well laughter isn't really something you can control... It sucks but yea. You know when you try not to laugh at a serious situation, happens to the best of us
stephanyovalle 15
This is mean, really mean. You're not just laughing at her actual condition, but also think she's got buck teeth, no wonder why she's mad at you.
TheLadyOpal 30
Some people do actually have buck teeth. Maybe he doesn't just "think" that.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
It's called self control. Get it.
Gauzy21 12
Give her more t3's and she will forget about it
SexyWildRednecks 17
Hopefully when she feels better she will see the humor. But for now be sweet to her to get out of the doghouse
jaris360 13
Your so whipped you gotta stay in the dog house YDI
chef4money 12
She is in pain and probably doesn't want to be bothered or laughed at. in a few days when the pain subsides she may find it as funny as you do. I have no suggestion as to what to do until then because I laugh at inappropriate times too, including funerals.
feven 32
I don't blame you. That must have been quite the sight.
taylor21398 14
Reading these comments make me realize how much you all need a sense of humor!