Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
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Triipwire 0
So you can't spell meow and leave your clothes on the floor but the cat is the stupid one? Good job.
Link5794 18
Periods are disgusting. Cat.
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Comments (136)
ZeroIce 12
Seriously? You can't spell "meow"?
DanielleFrancel 0
*MEOW
sugarbear0727 19
That sucks, but it happens.
hurley12 30
Honestly, who thinks meow is spelled like that.
maggielove404 4
Um meow*
markcallanan_ 20
Nice cat you got therd
namine120409 42
People get so heated over how a word is spelled. Like jfc who the **** cares.
Sista92359 24
I love cats and dogs equally but I don't get why people are saying cats are disgusting, peeing is natural, the poor thing was probably looking for a place, or just scared. I'm not a expert or a vet but because a animal peed doesn't mean it's disgusting, it's only disgusting if you interpret it to be, for ex; "Today, my step moms cat peed in my mouth while I was asleep," or "today my step moms cat blew chunks on me", but I mean, whatever floats your boat I guess, I can't control your opinion on cats.