Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I woke up to find out my cat pissed in my laundry from last night. This includes underwear, so I had to go commando. I grabbed an old T-shirt and pants at the bottom of a drawer and left for school. Turns out the pants had a hole in the crotch and my period was due. FML
Today, I closed my bedroom door before I went to work this morning so my cat wouldn't chew on the cords in there. When I got back, I couldn't find my other cat anywhere. I went to my bedroom and heard her yelling. She was in there, stuck there all morning and afternoon. Oops. FML
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML
Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML
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Triipwire 0
So you can't spell meow and leave your clothes on the floor but the cat is the stupid one? Good job.
Link5794 18
Periods are disgusting. Cat.
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Comments (136)
U_SHOULDSTFU 0
Well sucks for you then doesn't it. Why dont you go cry about it some more.
Triipwire 0
So you can't spell meow and leave your clothes on the floor but the cat is the stupid one? Good job.
LyricaSilvan 30
You do realize some countries/regions within a country have different spellings for certain words, right? Maybe where OP is, that's how they spell it. Think a little before being a judgmental piece of shit.
NewUsername 26
OP is from Cali. I've never seen anyone from the states spell meow that way. Oh OP, YDI for being a jerk. The cat clearly was scared; of course its first instinct is to stay hidden.
bocababe77 0
aw poor kitty :(
FockinA 0
aww that means it likes you. Just be thankfull it wasn't a dog, then you'd be his territory lmao !!
heeheehoo 0
Ask snickerdoodles for advice.
pleasenopuffin 0
I'm sure she would love to chime in with her 2 fourteen-year-old cents.
bugmenotmofo 34
oh no... their going to take me away!
FYLDeep 26
She must be too busy cleaning her sweater to comment.
pleasenopuffin 0
lol, maybe she's at her 8th grade daddy daughter dance.
Phoenix_fml 13
were you to stupid to spellcheck 'meow'? here's a hint: the red line under the word means it is spelled wrong
unpossible 26
'Miaow' IS a proper variant for meow. It can be used as both an intransitive verb and as a noun (imitative). A red line when checking your spelling only means that it is not in the dictionary to which you have your spell check program set. 'Miaow' is in many dictionaries. Spell check programs also don't catch grammatical errors: for instance, 'to' instead of 'too' in your comment.
krs500 0
33 wins
odexy 12
Guys, meow isn't an actual word. It's an onomatopoeia... So you can't actually spell that wrong.
TheEntertainer89 1
Um, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. You can't really call the cat stupid, when you're the one who can't spell "meow". Use spell check, it works.
EricaAnnihilate 0
And apparently you're too stupid to spell "meow". poor kitty
Osakhomen 0
Who cares if he spelled "meow" wrong, you guys act like that's a word that even really matters, or people use a lot. Sell the cat, get a dog. Cats suck.