Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school that says, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits." FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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blaw24 1
You sure that's a friend?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Just answer: "Hello. This is the Police. How may i help you?"
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Comments (87)
mosquito19 14
you don't like dick pic from your friends?
kinky44 28
@64 Actually, Jesus said treat others how you want to be treated. His friend basically gave him an invitation to prank him back.
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Why are you complaining haha
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
GO WITH IT!
Sunflowers111 7
Haha oh dear. Perhaps block them all?
mollysantan01 5
what kind of friend does that anyway? tf what state they do That in? ?
TakeASeatM8 2
This Is On IFunny ?
hellowisaid 15
Honestly i think that's pretty hilarious and why are people feeling sorry for you and want to help you out? they are all liars because the only reason that we are on fml is to laugh at other people's posts not to help them out. Go ahead downvote me but it's the truth
0o0o0 9
Order an embarrassing item to be delivered to his workplace during working hours.
kalbrek009 20
I've been on FB since it began & have never heard of this "sexting" group of which you speak. Not saying it doesn't exist, just can't fathom why I've not heard about it until your Fml.