Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school that says, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits." FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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blaw24 1
You sure that's a friend?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Just answer: "Hello. This is the Police. How may i help you?"
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Comments (87)
Emmamazing 26
Same thing happened to me:( exept I was 12 at the time. Needless to say I was very upset
DoubleDosexo 12
my ex best friend was worse.
lionhead29 9
great prank
djstiv3 15
wellll what did you do for your friend to be that mean lol idk what to choose fml or ydi
Artemishuntress 8
dis u reply or not?
PhantomFollower 20
No one hit YDI, it's at 666! It is PERFECT!
tehdarkness 21
FYL, unless YDI for an equally devious prank prior to this!
ecstasy22 12
Get rid of your friend now
shinikageWolf 15
Put their number on Craigslist posing as a slutty young girl, asking for pictures of older men's junk, "So I know what I'll be sucking later today" haha
vanlan228 1
She is courageous :)