Today, after being yelled at by our boss because the office computer server has yet another virus, my co-worker and I did a bit of investigating. Apparently, the viruses aren't coming from client emails as we previously assumed. It seems that the problem is really our boss's porn addiction. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, a coworker and I got bitched out and suspended by our boss after our computers got infected with a weird porn virus. It soon turned out the virus had come from our boss's infected memory stick. Did he apologize? No. Is our suspension still in force? Yes. FML
Today, our computer system has irretrievably broken down due to viruses. My boss is the one who refused to get new antivirus software, but he’s still blaming me because I’m the computer guy and should be able to protect us from stupidly complicated viruses, "like the hackers in the movies." FML
Today, a guy at my work asked if I could fix his computer in his cubicle. The first thing I see on the screen when he logs me onto it is an anime porn game with tentacles. My boss walks by, stares at me and then laughs uncontrollably. FML
Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML
Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML
Today, I was sick, and decided to work from home. After coding for a few hours, I took a break, and being home alone, I watched porn. A few minutes later, I received messages from my colleagues telling me to shut it down. I had forgotten I was working on teamviewer. FML
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Top comments
StarWolf111 21
Report him?
ninjuh_wingman 29
**** stars. Able to give you viruses both on and off screen.
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Comments (244)
every1luvsboners 11
Fapping at work isn't frowned upon? Are y'all hiring?
ninjuh_wingman 29
**** stars. Able to give you viruses both on and off screen.
IndigoAcrylic 9
WINN ^_^ !
mikeymayhem_87 15
So true!! XD
mizdebi 1
Hahaha
brady13 2
hilarious
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well at least this FML has a happy ending :P
dirtyfivethirty 0
Bwahahahaha
1seven1 0
Yeah, that's pretty much a no win situation. Start brushing up that resume
stevenJB 25
Why dont he just use an iPod???!! .......aaanndd he should be Fired for preventing work For employees or whatever that is. :P
IndigoAcrylic 9
Lol...Looks like someone is being naughty with thier iPod ;p
j_cat187 20
Apple releases the iporn late 2012.
leogirl95 12
In need of a quick wank?
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Is that an offer?
leogirl95 12
Sure, go right on ahead.
gusrick 20
Well, it seems that is time for a little payback. Wait for the next meeting with big guns guys and expose the pervert in front of everybody. Yeah, maybe your boss will be angru at you but it will worth a lot
Leilana_Lappy 3
Today, after being complimented by my boss for the computer running faster, my boss looked at it. He saw that it wasn't from any program he installed, but from the Snail Mail game.
damnednation 2
What...
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
Game computer optimizer packs, perhaps?
abby1029 8
he has a good time at work? ;)
FozzyBear1234 4
Fun?... **** is so freaking wrong and gross
ihasbrains 10
Lol, your idea of fun is standing next to a Justin Bieber cut out. Nice try, buddy.
FozzyBear1234 4
I'm not gay! I like to have fun and Jb is one one to pick up chicks
IndigoAcrylic 9
Hanging out with JB would be fuuun...that bitch is loaded ! ^_^
The_Troller 14
Have you ever watched ****? It's not gross, it's awesome.
omarzrgz 3
"I'm not gay!" the funny part is no one said u were gay xD hahaha
Zmeilerr 22
I used to look at ****, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
NoLongerExists 11
Oh God that joke is getting old really fast...
mattmadden 0
That joke has infected all of YouTube.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I used to like that joke, but then my friend and I went Battlefield on your ass.
TheTheo 0
Oh Lord, Skyrim invades FML nowadays? Begone, there are no dragons here!
SirWrangler 5
I used to make these jokes, but then I took a sword to the chest..
THE_A_TEEN 28
I used to not care, but then I went back to Karkand.
deviable 9
I used to sell my body for video game money, but then I switched to geico.
xcowboys 0
Hail comedian! Conjure me a funny comment will you?
xcowboys 0
That was my attempt at a skyrim guard joke which i will never do again.