Today, I was sick, and decided to work from home. After coding for a few hours, I took a break, and being home alone, I watched porn. A few minutes later, I received messages from my colleagues telling me to shut it down. I had forgotten I was working on teamviewer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I set up an office laptop remotely from home. My own laptop screen sat next to that laptop screen. I wanted to wank so opened some porn on my own screen. Then my boss called and said, "There's smut playing on this laptop." Wrong screen, and my work PC was in console mode, so people had gathered to watch. FML
Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML
Today, while working from home, I missed an important Zoom meeting with the director of my department because I was too busy watching adult videos and pleasuring myself. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
Today, working from home due to the quarantine, things were going slow so I typed "Lola Fox BBC DP porn" into my team chat, thinking I was typing it into my browser. My supervisor took it down as soon as it happened, but people definitely saw. FML
Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML
Today, I took a team meeting from home. More specifically, my bed. Because I make great decisions, I ended up falling asleep. At some point during my nap, my cat walked over my keyboard, turning on my webcam. I woke up to my video on and no one left in the meeting. Everyone saw. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
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PenguinPal3017 19
I think your coworkers need a team unviewer.
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
YDI lmao.. The best thing is that they watched for a while.
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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
YDI lmao.. The best thing is that they watched for a while.
MidnaLink 35
Whoops? I mean, you’re working from home, it’s (probably) your computer, you can do whatever you want on it. These things happen. I say probably in case it’s a company laptop.
Yudith 28
Teamviewer means OP was using another computer through his computer...so he was watching **** from another person's computer, using his computer. If it was my computer, I would be pissed...especially if my boss suddently steps in my office.
MidnaLink 35
Huh, I thought it was screen-sharing, not remote usage.
JasonThorn 23
I telework frequently, and I set a computer aside for work, and don't do ANYTHING on that computer I wouldn't do at the office and under the monitoring they do there. Because if there is anything on a company computer, someone will see it.
Misoranomegami 16
Pretty much. I travel for work and some people think it's odd but I carry both a work and a personal laptop. it's not my company's business when I Skype with my boyfriend at night or watch Netflix (which it would be if I used their stuff) and I'm not adding their security or monitoring software to my laptop.
PenguinPal3017 19
I think your coworkers need a team unviewer.
PenguinPal3017 19
Coincidentally, one of the contractors on my team went home sick today to work from home. I messaged him this afternoon and he said he'd be working again tomorrow.
RichardPencil 32
Well, at least everyone knows you’re really sick. Sick in the head, that is!
Donut_Wizard 23
Looks like you’ve got two options. Go back to work and face the music, or move to another country, change your name, grow a mustache, then shave it off, then grow another mustache, and then start a new cult centered around the consumption of chocolate.
amarie2009 22
if you feel good enough to watch **** and jerk off, then you can also go to work. if I were your boss I would fire you on the spot.
Davros 12
knowing they can't see what your watching now must be a real load off.....your mind
Lobby_Bee 18
Continue jerking with pride.
Lavakins1 13
You poor son of a bitch 😂