Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I took a part time job at McDonald’s and started working in the kitchen. The floor is so greasy, you can’t walk normally, you move around like you’re on an ice rink. With some momentum built up, you can even slide a couple of meters when no one is looking. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, after a string of crappy employees had come and gone over the month, I was joking to my manager that maybe we should move the "Now Hiring" sign further away from the trash can so we'd stop getting garbage hires. The new girl was right behind me. I'll be her trainer all week. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Now you have reason to stay.
iLazy 0
Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?
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Comments (198)
izzabella43 0
congratulations!!! :D
sourcherri23xx 0
lmfao I used to work there and a chick that still works there gets excited when we have a bus
life2007 0
Hated when we would get a bus it was an fml day.
Livinia 11
Don't be ashamed, it's a pretty exciting thing to happen.
tomaronsya 0
Youre* dumb ass Bcfrmkc816
thebestof1984 0
*you're.
tomaronsya 0
Thanks I forgot the apostrophe
kaasbroodje 0
dude that is realy lame
dgr8ing 0
about as lame as your glasses chain dude
shenaniganry 3
aren't they his headphones?
caviar_fml 2
your fml should've ended at your first sentence
life2007 0
I use to work at a McDonalds and we would get excited as well. So glad I worked my way through college and graduated.
Wheredidgrungego 12
If you are over the age of 30, McDonalds may have brainwashed you. New career time? I think so.
x3herox3 0
That's intense. New pans and cans is like apples and bananas. :o
RavenNight 0
...wow