Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I took a part time job at McDonald’s and started working in the kitchen. The floor is so greasy, you can’t walk normally, you move around like you’re on an ice rink. With some momentum built up, you can even slide a couple of meters when no one is looking. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, after a string of crappy employees had come and gone over the month, I was joking to my manager that maybe we should move the "Now Hiring" sign further away from the trash can so we'd stop getting garbage hires. The new girl was right behind me. I'll be her trainer all week. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Now you have reason to stay.
iLazy 0
Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?
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Comments (198)
Beebow_fml 5
Now you have reason to stay.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I worked at McDonalds once, I got fired for suggesting people try to solve their problems with doctors and not food. I can't go within 50ft of a mcdonalds now :(
SchiTzenGiglez 0
yeah im gonna call Bullshit on that one man
brittanie711 3
that's just how I felt then bye bye to the job. I miss my back window ! );
Airick_TheGreat 2
yea your right, I would stay for some new trash cans to
keenjellybean 0
haha same happened to me but it was a new coffee and dozen coke machine haha
keenjellybean 0
*frozen
littlemissFYL 5
congratulations OP & his crew! I'm sure you all deserved it :)
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
therealfamilyguy, that's epic
Hotlanta 5
i use to work at a pizza place and we would get excited when we got new mobs and brooms cause that made clean up a hell of a lot better. so i know how OP and the crew feel lol
TookaWooka666 0
Be careful OP, if you get too excited about those waste disposal products you might cream in your pants.
natirixoxo 0
just wait until something really exciting happens to you in life! celebrate the small victories!
rjnorton84 0
No one has thought up a dirty joke for 23's comment about missing her back window? I'm shocked!
kaylaroxxurmom 0
u only work at mcdonalds today? where r u gonna work tomorrow?:0
babyyappld 7
I think this fml didn't need the second sentence
staceysgenesis16 0
haha thats awsome ... im glad your excited about bullshit .. lololol
agaba 0
your comments are so awesome
smartdumbass 0
holy shit that's ******* awesome, lucky
Deathstrike_fml 1
i wish i had a reason. to work there. i want new trash cans and other junk
FckYoCOUCH 6
Well, what else is there to look forward to at Mickey D's?
rudie_fml 0
that's sad
yaer 4
like your plucked eyebrows!
bennybenben12 0
yeah dude you look like a fag
nerdchic 5
33- you made me giggle inside :)
ProhibitionRose 14
lol 33 you are win. but it's really not sad to get excited about. you'd know if you stopped manscaping and got a job.
elite_stoner 0
at least he is american... go back to where you cam from
yaer 4
100 you're an idiot! I am where I come from! and I also am where fmylife comes from! oh you didn't know it was french right? you thought americans invented everything? and people from UK and Australia are so gonna burn you (and your profil picture) alive! like I said previously you're an idiot!
unknown33429 0
Nothing wrong with cleaning up a bit IMO. Would you rather he had a unibrow?
yaer 4
117 i agree but he is far from the unibrow... he made himself two minibrows
rjnorton84 0
Lol at Yaer, I was going to stand up for you, but I think you have it covered. Not clear about the profile pic comment and the UK/Australia, has the idiot changed his pic?
iLazy 0
Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Quizno's?
yaer 4
it always begind with "today" and finishes with "FML"
g_willikers24 17
thank you buzz killington
yaer 4
well obviously I didn't get the joke...
tylerhollen1 14
You're right, my first job WAS Burger King. Good job. =)
decomposerix 0
lol family guy joke
atthegates 0
I laugh harder at idiots like 30 than at the actual FMLs
Eclipse003 1
I LOL'D
iamthelaw 1
You work at McDonalds, fyl. So glad I left that hell hole
Mitcha857 0
I used to work at one too the day I quit was the happiest day of my life
Garytt 0
I would of been too
Jonkbaby 23
me three
seventy5cent 0
make it 4
chrstygrl06 10
Oscar would've been happy too, but he's a fuckwad..
sourcherri23xx 0
lol I miss oscar
TheDrifter 24
Teletoon retro ftw
fAiRyMaN3 0
who's Oscar
KennKenn 0
It's ok OP. I get excited when I buy a new notebook to write on.
Jimster1712 0
rofl classic asian kid XD
shenaniganry 3
Yes!
LunaNstars 0
i get excited for that too! call me a nerd, i dont care
Cubana_fml 0
lol same here :)
salooty 0
I feel sorry for u .... NOT
xmayne 0
at least you're optimistic and not complaining.
Tsunami87 17
new trash cans are a big deal!
shenaniganry 3
I lol'd.