Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I took a part time job at McDonald’s and started working in the kitchen. The floor is so greasy, you can’t walk normally, you move around like you’re on an ice rink. With some momentum built up, you can even slide a couple of meters when no one is looking. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, after a string of crappy employees had come and gone over the month, I was joking to my manager that maybe we should move the "Now Hiring" sign further away from the trash can so we'd stop getting garbage hires. The new girl was right behind me. I'll be her trainer all week. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Now you have reason to stay.
iLazy 0
Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?
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Comments (198)
ecoop2011 0
aww it's okay, I feel the same way sometimes
alicethehatter 0
Ahaha...oh, man...working retail/food service will do that to you. My whole store got totally stoked when we got dsl on our registers. Nerrrrdy.
stubbs33 0
I would too. I work at Mcds and we get excited over new brooms. haha
mrjude 3
This post could've ended with "McDonald's".
Hermeown 0
I got visibly excited reading this, too. I also work at McDonald's. Fol.
moc3 0
I work there to and I wish we got new stuff all of our things are broken
fmlll2010 2
When i worked there we were happy when we got new brooms
tkdlover_119 0
I work at hardees. if we got new trash cans, I'd be excited too. lol. it's not that bad to be excited that easily...
slynoble32 11
hold up when u say "visibly excited" like as in u all got bones??
critterlover320 0
it's ok :) everyone at my McDonalds offered to pay (not be paid) to wear a strawberry lemonade costume!! XD