Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I took a part time job at McDonald’s and started working in the kitchen. The floor is so greasy, you can’t walk normally, you move around like you’re on an ice rink. With some momentum built up, you can even slide a couple of meters when no one is looking. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, after a string of crappy employees had come and gone over the month, I was joking to my manager that maybe we should move the "Now Hiring" sign further away from the trash can so we'd stop getting garbage hires. The new girl was right behind me. I'll be her trainer all week. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Now you have reason to stay.
iLazy 0
Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?
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Comments (198)
muka92 6
I wish my store would get new ones. our dust pans are held together with duck tape.
HeavyMetalViking 0
lol duck tape, that sure quacked me up. :)
xobarbienickkxo 4
Ahmen
babyschmoo 13
haha that sounds like my job. I work at a pet store and the all the brooms are full of junk and the dust pan on one is broken. then we have a little pan and broom and the handle on the pan actually came off so my boss used electrical tape to put it back on.
joelee1408 0
the few...the proud...the mc'd employees
bsmith9942 11
hey I used to work fast-food and those trash cans get really dirty and smelly. I can see why u wld be excited. ^_^
perdix 31
"Visibly" excited? Don't tell me you all got erections when seeing the new trash cans. When you say dudes are "visibly" excited, you often mean they have visible boners. Say it ain't so -- I wouldn't be able to shove my trash into the hole, knowing you guys may have put your junk there!
khaya 9
Is this slang for ****** and blow dolls?
jlentriken 8
haha it's the same for me at maccas
invicta8926 0
At least you're employed.
jdeshnerx3 0
the same thing happened at applebees where i work. we all got excited over new brooms... it's not dumb, it was because they were going to make cleaning our sections a hell of a lot faster.
ProhibitionRose 14
I worked at Starbucks, we would get visibly excited over new wash rags and mops lol...its completely normal. those things just get nasty after a while.