Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I took a part time job at McDonald’s and started working in the kitchen. The floor is so greasy, you can’t walk normally, you move around like you’re on an ice rink. With some momentum built up, you can even slide a couple of meters when no one is looking. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, after a string of crappy employees had come and gone over the month, I was joking to my manager that maybe we should move the "Now Hiring" sign further away from the trash can so we'd stop getting garbage hires. The new girl was right behind me. I'll be her trainer all week. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Now you have reason to stay.
iLazy 0
Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?
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Comments (198)
aaronruark 2
you deserve those dust pans and trash cans.
ReynshineCutting 10
What is with all you people saying "YDI for working at McDonald's" or "get a real job"? Have you been living under a rock? Have you SEEN the job market? There. Are. No. Jobs. There are 15 people in line applying at McDonalds because they can't get anything else and have bills to pay. Stop bitching at people for working shitty jobs to pay the bills, and be glad they're working and not just abusing unemployment benefits like a lot of people. Right now a job is a job. You've gotta pay the bills.
mrjude 3
Good, a reasonable response. There is a reason that McDonald's had a national job fair that had a shitload of people show up last month... I mean, really, people just don't get it.
CandidateForWax 0
I know right? I'm having a problem with these negative comments too. What is wrong with working?
Not_so_innocent1 5
You losers.
writergirl23 19
wow must be boring
porkymama 2
dude so true so true, I work at one too and the equipment here is shit
dannilozon 0
atleast you weren't the only one!
oinkerz123 0
thats not a fml
xcrazyforyouu 2
some people get overly excited 0.o
Scrubbduck 0
I worked there for 3 years and NEVER saw new trash cans. u should feel lucky.
HotpinkKitties 0
omg, lol
cobralove69 2
I'm a manager at a mcds and I get so excited when we get pens to write on the receipts -_- haha nothing to be ashamed of. the job becomes kind of like a second home.