Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML
Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, I took a part time job at McDonald’s and started working in the kitchen. The floor is so greasy, you can’t walk normally, you move around like you’re on an ice rink. With some momentum built up, you can even slide a couple of meters when no one is looking. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML
Today, after a string of crappy employees had come and gone over the month, I was joking to my manager that maybe we should move the "Now Hiring" sign further away from the trash can so we'd stop getting garbage hires. The new girl was right behind me. I'll be her trainer all week. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Now you have reason to stay.
iLazy 0
Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?
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Comments (198)
Heather_x0x0 6
:O a new trash can?!? and a dust pan?!? OMG!!!! wow...that sounds ridiculously sad...but funny.
ashleykay94 7
ydi for working at mcdonalds
demonxshadow 1
Don't be a bitch? maybe that's the only job he can get right now?
life2007 0
Don't be a bitch I worked there and it sucked, but I had to because it had a flexible schedule. I worked my way through college in 4yrs and received an accounting degree.
smlz4me 1
bitchville pop.: 1 ashleykay94
rbubbles 20
huge ass bitch
RiiOT09 9
I agree that 12 was a bitch, because OP could be young, like 15, so there wouldn't be many job options.
shenaniganry 3
McDonald's is awesome! D:
ProhibitionRose 14
In this economy you cannot be picky about your job. Money is money and working at McD's is nothing to be ashamed of. At least it's honest pay... Plus I heard they give you free meals.
elliedanceteam 0
subways better
mystifi 0
ashleykau lives in the united states of the USA. wow...grammar!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
84: Only if Shiwanda's not around. That bitch.
tylerhollen1 14
Half off. =(
Omegadolly 22
@ 84: There's no shame in any honest work. Also we at Walgreens were totally stoked when we got trash cans that actually FIT the can, and we no longer had to wrestle and stretch.
Omegadolly 22
/That was supposed to be in response/ agreement to 84, silly forum
hihi1212 1
i agree with you girl!!!!!!!!!! who the hell would work there!!!!!
jdeshnerx3 0
were not all stuck up bitches!!!! some people know the value of a dollar
hihi1212 1
oh doll im notstuck up either. and most use a debit card now
BWill9014 4
85 you're right which is why I work at subway =D
Garytt 0
what 36 said
zbennett 0
she's ugly so....
amadan 0
You bitch. Does daddy buy you everything? Lots of people work part time in places like McDonald's while they're in school or college or just to keep an income for their family. Not really an FML op just kinda funny :-)
imlagginglol 0
Mc Donalds is what helped me become a drug cartel.
kimmmi91 9
have you ever done an honest days work in your life? for you to degrade someone for relying on themselves for support instead of others is a real bitch move not everyone in the world has life handed to them they actually have to work for stuff and FYI I worked at mcdonalds for 3 years it's not an easy job and stupid bitches like you make it worse so STFU if you don't kno what your talkin about
LoonyKev 0
:-D
shadow33456 1
DERP.
Phranq 0
Your display picture is legit.
afdude87 6
was gonna post the same comment.
shenaniganry 3
Sssssss.
llCHR15ll 0
I'm guessing you love it when your chosen to empty the bins then?
DerangedKitten 6
It's a shame that was the highlight of your day/week. Fyl.
that_is_Nathy 9
Isn't it great, when people can enjoy the simply things in life?
shamille 5
That's what I thought, too. It's the little things people! ♥
Mindtrap 0
I work at sonic and we got new tea urns the other day. they're so shiny and pretty :D
CateXOX 0
IQ -3 points.
tona01 16
reading your comment made me lose about 7 points which coincidently are the number of IQ points you have
tona01 16
*is
Bcfrmkc816 17
at least your able to work
HeavyMetalViking 0
Don't lie, you're not only excited, I bet you're lovin' it.
miraggg 1
i see what you did there.. funny
boricua458 0
*Win*^