Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I went on a date at the park. Have you ever felt dozens of ants swarming up your legs and back? I have now. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I looked at the menu and yelled, "Who puts caramel on onions? EW!" I then learned that "caramelized onion" is not caramel covered onions. FML
Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
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Top comments
eminemop 0
Nothing like special brownies and a trip to the zoo!
gaffag 2
That's a really good idea. Thank you
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lissyplz 0
I get where O.P is coming from, I'd be pretty offended if my date got high. It would make me feel like I'm not good enough to be around while they're sober... There's a time and a place for these things, I guess.
smittys 7
Well maybe you're not?
lissyplz 0
I've been on successful dates with sober people I must be okay
JulesPWinnfield 0
She's a keeper.
tdotk1d 6
he didn't share? how rude.
ShakeMeDown 12
Except when you mix your drugs up and put roofies in instead.
jonriise18 3
Awesome!!! I don't even like weed but that sounds like a good time!
hateevryone 15
did he vomit?
kekee88 0
Dear OP. I think i speak for everyone when I say... So?
pussapian 3
Ive done that before... Quite fun actually :)
rocklare18 7
how are you going to compare bud to roofies lmaoo
csi13 8
What is a hash brownie...?
j_cat187 20
It's better to find out by trying one. There very good.