Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I went on a date at the park. Have you ever felt dozens of ants swarming up your legs and back? I have now. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I looked at the menu and yelled, "Who puts caramel on onions? EW!" I then learned that "caramelized onion" is not caramel covered onions. FML
Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
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Top comments
eminemop 0
Nothing like special brownies and a trip to the zoo!
gaffag 2
That's a really good idea. Thank you
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Comments (131)
NaturallyNormal 4
I can't be the only one who read hash browns instead of hash brownies.. Sounded delicious to me!
kreepers 6
How? What did he do? Throw up? Fart? Burp? For your sake, I hope it's just a burp (;
j_cat187 20
Sir you seem confused, can I escort you home?
kristena103 14
I don't get this FML
lowie89 7
Damn and he didn't share?! Sharing is caring lol
cannabistea 7
They didn't share? :0
unicornunit 0
thats a keeper! :)
jonnypalmerr 0
why didn't you eat any hash brownies?
ZeroIce 12
hash brownies...?
smoaks 0
FYL for him not sharing
c0c0_fml 16
He must have had a lot of fun! You on the other hand...