Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML
Today, I went on my first date in nearly a year. A few minutes into the meal, he called me "scrumptious" and made animal noises for the rest of it. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I went on a date at the park. Have you ever felt dozens of ants swarming up your legs and back? I have now. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I looked at the menu and yelled, "Who puts caramel on onions? EW!" I then learned that "caramelized onion" is not caramel covered onions. FML
Today, I went on a date. I went to the bathroom for five minutes and returned to find my date had not only left, but poured ketchup all over our food to ruin it. FML
Today, I went on a date with a fun, attractive girl. She ordered off the kid's menu, drowned her food in ketchup, and said my burger with blue cheese and bacon was disgusting. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
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Top comments
eminemop 0
Nothing like special brownies and a trip to the zoo!
gaffag 2
That's a really good idea. Thank you
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Comments (131)
lucyinthesky420 10
I want to go to the zoo now..
Brak_Spaceman 19
I freakin' love hash browns!
jamaicanbunny 0
He didn't share? Rude
gamemastercrs 1
I don't get it why's that a fml moment? to me that's a ******* WIN! lmao XD
captainburke 5
Sounds like an awesome date ask if they have more to share
Z33F 2
The problem was what? He didn't share?
IAmNotAHuman515 6
That's the best way to go to the zoo :D
X8_SUPERIOR_8X 6
You sure know how to pick em
trumpy 9
sounds like a good ol time to me! id be pissed he didnt offer me any
travisinthetrunk 10
sounds like a keeper