Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML
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Top comments
Druu 53
Is his love your drug?
crissybear 8
At least your dad doesn't have to pay for his drugs anymore... Hehe
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Comments (178)
Poetaster 10
You may want to consider requesting that they both get treament to get clean. Or, replace them both?
smilingxbleeding 9
You can't replace your father! Even if he does drugs
Grauncho 27
Why was your dad horrified? He can get his drugs discounted now.
msbeans07 2
Now that really does suck. Drug dealers are no gd .
virgo24 5
WTF....
buckdharma 38
How would you feel if your boyfriend was responsible for your father's death? Drugs are bad mkay.
ShinyArcanine 16
Must have fallen in love with his money.
Zeke10 12
Well, that escalated quickly.
Joe9024 20
No. Not only is this a worthless comment, it doesn't even apply here. Now go back to your memes.
000lizzy000 13
Discount for your dad? Lol
imnotme333 7
I'm now expecting an FML from your father... "Today, I found out that my drug dealer not only wants my money but has probably been sleeping with my daughter on the regular, FML"
Zebediabolical 45
Today, I found out my dealer has been fooling around with my daughter for almost a year. I thought he was kidding when he told me he'd discount my weed if I let him have a crack at her. I still haven't seen the discount. FML.
saxon012 3
If he is only sellin him weed then its all good. ;)