Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML
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Top comments
Druu 53
Is his love your drug?
crissybear 8
At least your dad doesn't have to pay for his drugs anymore... Hehe
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Comments (178)
Imthebomb36 2
Talk about family businesses!
ULie909 8
What's for sale??! Lol
amy6703 6
And what trailer park did you meet this Prince Charming in? Same one your mom met hers in?
jonha21 11
How high can you go haha wauw
montyss2000 4
cool it will be even easier now. wow that's a win win. lol
Call_me_nate 2
thats actually kinda jokrs lol awkward but funny
KaylaTackett 18
Why did you wait a year to introduce him to your family? You would of found out a long time ago he was a drug dealer.
Pontiff 2
Breaking Dad. Good one there,Wizardo. Good one.
VulpesImortalis 4
Lol that's ******* ownage
rokolodo 10
So what's worst, finding out your dad does drugs or that your boyfriend sells them? I'm assuming u didn't know either one did that.!