Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. My dad took one look at him, sighed and said, "You deserve someone better. Someone who is responsible, and has their priorities straight in life." Beyond upset, I told my dad that I love him. My dad disgruntledly responded, "I was talking to him." FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML
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Top comments
Druu 53
Is his love your drug?
crissybear 8
At least your dad doesn't have to pay for his drugs anymore... Hehe
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Comments (178)
brandoneyez1 25
Which is worse... The bf selling it or dad taking it? I say they wash each other.... Carry on!
frecklefacee 6
haha, you only hear of this happening in movies!
worldclassrager 41
Rehab for them both...
iamthunder 4
Does that mean pops gets a family discount now?
laurencavs 5
That's awesome not an FML
duckit 0
Maybe your dad will get a discount
ginawater19 13
WEED IS NOT A DRUG. THE GOVT CAN CLASSIFY WHATEVER THEY THINK IS A DRUG AND MAKE STUPID PEOPLE LIKE ALL OF YOU THINK IT'S AN ACTUAL DRUG. Please, shoot up some heroin and smoke a joint. Tell me which you like better. Idiots.
TVKill3r 15
Two things about that. 1 it impairs your ability to perform tasks so it still falls under the tag drug. and 2 wtf are you going on about? This is post isn't about weed.
caligirllife 11
At least it's not his son from an affair or anything.
kapreejuice 4
what kind of drug?
amifaiyaz 12
Free drugs for all!