Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
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Mitz_fml 4
You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!
lifeinhd 3
Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.
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Comments (421)
Xcrunner_24 0
I hope you realize how horrible that couldve turned out for you. How would you have felt if your sister died? Do u want that in your hands? You should be ashamed.
Attica 20
died from -what-? Yes, it's a bad thing, but there is nothing about it that could -kill- her, unless OP's idea "special" and what is generally considered "special" are very different...
Attica 20
*of
SyddTheeKydd 3
YDI for leaving weed brownies out knowing you have a 10 year old sister. For little kids, "Do not..." screams, "DO IT!" Heck, it means it for everybody.
mnaqvi 0
YDI for leaving them in the open but hope ure sister is okay U shouldve put them somewhere else
Epicvidmaster 5
You're an idiot
hillhero 2
It's just some "special" brownies. Calm down people it's not the end of the world.
JustJumped 22
Now bake a batch with laxatives in to see of she learnt her lesson
demiray23 0
You sir are a freaking class A idiot for making special brownies in the first place ESPECIALLY with a 10 year old in the house. YDI
Lunasis 14
I'm not even going to get into the drug issue as we've all got that 1 friend but with a 10 year old in the house you would think there would be a little more common sense with something like that
MadisonDerp 16
You still live with your parents and you made pot brownies? Smart move, YDI.
zomgbies 17
leavin herb brownies on the counter. YDI for being an idiot.