Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
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Mitz_fml 4
You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!
lifeinhd 3
Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.
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wednesdeyy 5
Hm. You could have just put a sign that said, "Eat these brownies, because there's obviously something wrong with them and if you tell mom and dad, I can just say, "I PUT A DO NOT EAT SIGN. SO I'M ALL GOOD." Why didn't you just goddamn hide them?
Hellmaker895 0
Seriously telling a 10 year old to keep away from brownies that say DO NOT EAT is almost like leaving a sign saying eat all of them and get high at a young age
garble0218 0
if you're gonna do illegal shit like that, why in ****'s sake would you leave them out in the open? what. a. dumbass.
LadyNutella11 0
naive.
cwade729 0
YDI for leaving your "special" brownies on the counter with a "Do not eat" sign. That just calls for someone (10 yr old sister) to try one
longboardsrule 0
# 56 is a fukin nerd
Nyolia 11
She said do not eat, it's the sister's fault for disobeying.
KILLME321 0
@xGet_Over_It best comment 4 dis FML n OP YDI 4 makin ur "special" brownies wen ur lil sister is there! Do ur 'rents no ur gettin high? Well next time be more careful moron
Boneserz 0
haha it's That 70's Show all over again. that's my favorite episode too(: hahah Red cracks my balls. he makes 'em yelp
Tkreis 0
dumb 10 yer old bitch