Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
Today, I purchased a box of girl scout cookies from a coworker. I wanted to save them for later at home, so I placed them on my desk and then headed to a meeting. When I returned, there was an empty box sitting there with a post-it note saying, "Thanks!" Nobody will own up to it. FML
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Mitz_fml 4
You did that with a 10 year old in the house? What a moron!
lifeinhd 3
Brace yourself for millions of ignorant commenters wondering what "special" brownies signify.
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Comments (421)
anonymous100000 17
hope you realize it's illegal where you live. and most people get arrested for shit they post online. it would be a shame if someone reported you...ydi
annalivlivliv 20
YDI if you put them on the counter knowing full well that your sister could access them. Next time if you're going to do something like that in a house with children at least attempt to hide them. Or just do it at a friends.
destynerose_x 6
wow, YDI.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
The second I read "special" brownies, I knew this was gonna be an instant you deserved it, and also, you're a moron.
briannaaaleighhh 14
Guys don't take the kids side. She's 10, she can read, it clearly said "DO NOT EAT". If she has a disability of some sort then it's understandable, but besides that she did that to herself. Yes, the parents should punish the OP for making the brownies, but they should also teach their kid that she can't do anything she wants when she feels like it because she knew damn well what she was doing.
bleedingglitter 24
What a brat. She is old enough to read. My brother did that to me when I made cupcakes for a bake sale. I barely had time to come home and grab them to find half of them gone. I was so mad.
ArcheryArtist 20
Well she's an idiot. What moron eats something that clearly says not to eat it. OP doesn't deserve it, but her moronic sis does
shotgun_girl 17
Even if the sis can read you think a 10yr old is gonna listen? With brownies? And do not eat begs it to be eaten. Plus why would you just leave "special" anything out when you live with your little sis and I assume your parents? What if your parents ate them? Its BOTH their faults.
man_down 5
Ha that sucks, expensive af.
HotMamaBBM 11
Lmao