Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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anonimeeeee_fml 18
People like her should never be allowed to drive. Sorry you had to go through that op
thejzabs 25
At least you'll get insurance money!
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Comments (102)
worldclassrager 41
Telepathy is how it happened it seems to her...but no matter what happens you always get blamed
ObjectiveCurly 6
I'd take her to small claims court and drag her through the Mud.
DotDootyDot 17
I absolutely LOATH people who do that kind of shit. I've almost been hit several times by ******* who talk on the phone and/or smoke while driving, and when I point it out to them that they could kill someone for their lack of common sense they get extremely pissy and tell me to **** off. It's absurd how some people have little consideration for the safety of others.
shadows666 5
I hate the stupid people like that.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
People like that piss me off. That is one of my biggest pet peeves. Smoking alone is irritating what with all the second-hand smoke causing cancer risks, but doing it while driving AND texting all at once? She shouldn't even be allowed on the road. I hope you chewed her out for being so stupid and then pinning the blame on you when it was clearly her fault.
PewDiePie_Lover 14
what a bitch
sanecatlady 13
An adult texting while driving, that makes me so furious! People like that need to die before they have a chance to procreate, not have anyone come to their funeral, and be buried with an unmarked grave.
mrhe3t 9
Well damn #74
mikaellikestacos 14
At least if it went as you said and she hit you and things prove she did you win yay
mclovin22897 15
let the police decide who is at fault.
Bekll 31
Crazy driver. I once saw a girl driving *while* looking at a mirror applying mascara.