Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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anonimeeeee_fml 18
People like her should never be allowed to drive. Sorry you had to go through that op
thejzabs 25
At least you'll get insurance money!
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Comments (102)
mommato1 3
That's messed up! It's sad people like her drive!
glabberfasted 16
This shit scares me. OP, there's a non-emergent police line you can call for people like this. I've done it for obvious drunk drivers before. You give them the license plate and where you saw them, and they'll track them down. I once saw a car in front of me going 30 in a 45, swerving all over, and driving half between each lane. I pulled up next to him and saw he had his phone held up to his ear by his arm, and an entire map opened up on his steering wheel (blocking half of his view) and was clearly reading the map with his head down.
NathanielHRH927 5
Bitchheeee
MrsKilown 20
If she was texting while driving the time of each text she sent and received will be on the phone, which the cops can validate. Hope you get a major payout!
Nuclear101 4
Sue the crap out of her OP.
pensacolalady 10
I once saw a guy driving on the freeway eating, drinking coffee, smoking, using his laptop, reading the paper & using his cellphone! How you might ask? I have no idea but he was all over the road. I don't know if he caused an accident cause I stayed away from him after he passed me at about 80 mph!
darkfireflame 15
Time to sue!
msassman 4
I would open her door, and take the phone and throw it on the ground as hard as I can
Buuee 10
that sounds like my mom. .
fantasyworld 39
Take her phone and break it.