Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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anonimeeeee_fml 18
People like her should never be allowed to drive. Sorry you had to go through that op
thejzabs 25
At least you'll get insurance money!
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Comments (102)
martin8337 36
Serious denial.
FrankHotpants 31
I saw a lady driving while fumbling with her phone yesterday so I rolled my window down and threw my beer at her, the nerve of some people.
RedPillSucks 33
That was you?!!! You bastard!!! Next time, throw Canadian beer!!!
MohMKash 1
OMG hahhah that made me laugh so hard I swear haahahha :D
F_Your_Life_001 0
I believe an ing is in order here
Mauskau 36
I walked past a woman who was on the phone and smoking whilst driving. She was swerving all over the road and it wouldn't surprise me if she had an accident.
KimSunny 8
These kind of people shouldn't be allowed to drive ..
DylanHasClass 17
Thats scary. I would pull over for a bit, to make distance
crazymono13 3
You shouldve told her off and then beat her up with your penis
RedPillSucks 33
OP is female.
JazNim17 18
As long as the police and insurance company know who's at fault, it doesn't matter what she says. She's just trying to project the blame.
Lang88 13
At least the person who rear ended you is always at fault. Karma already came for her because her insurance rate goes up , and her insurance has to pay for your damaged car.
phoenix1977 8
Don't get me wrong here she was at fault completely but after you already knew she was a danger on the road why the hell were you anywhere near her car to get hit
mikbrooke 25
unless the OP was going to speed, which is also against the law, to get away from the other driver, what do you suggest they should have done?
phoenix1977 8
Slow down change lanes whatever it takes to get away from danger I bet op is the kind who finds it comfortable to drive in a truck's blind spot too Just because you have the right to be an idiot doesn't mean you should use it He saw a clear and present danger discussed it with his passenger and did NOTHING to prevent what he expected to happen
Lang88 13
Someone here clearly doesn't drive. Yeah let's totally do that and create another hazard on the road and possibly lose a life. It may just work.