Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light, she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I got in the car with my brother, who drives all the time with his eyes glued to his phone. We stopped at a red light, it turned green. I noticed that he was still looking down and told him the car ahead was moving. I then got screamed at, saying how I'm always right, how my friends suck, and how he wished I was dead. FML
Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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anonimeeeee_fml 18
People like her should never be allowed to drive. Sorry you had to go through that op
thejzabs 25
At least you'll get insurance money!
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Comments (102)
sayyestothedress 24
That's how old people are!! They blame everything on us!! Yet they cause the trouble.
name_loading 19
Generalizing that all adults blame children for their own problems makes you no better though.
lengi123 18
I'm just slurping up all of this delicious hypocrisy.
sjbartholome 14
And that's when you call the police on her ass! Don't let her blame you for the accident.
TheMystery13 13
This is a capital offense if you ask me.
cakefete2 31
Well how do you suggest we carry out the execution?
raphanne_fml 33
Have her drive off of a cliff into the sea? But well, ours seas are already too polluted...
RedPillSucks 33
While smoking and texting
meegal 12
FYL indeed. I'm not surprised that she said something so stupid seeing as how she smokes which destroys your body.
touch_phobia 13
down voted by smokers who are still trying to forget how bad smoking is
vikky538 29
hope she has the insurance.. to cover the loss...
pwnman 33
People like that drive me nuts..
ratherblunt 6
When you see this behaviour, don't pass her. Follow her, record her behaviour and report it. If she hit you, you obviously passed her. Knowimg that she was distracted, knowingly driving next to her, and rxpecting that she will cause an accident means you definitely could have avoided your situation.
KingLewisII 34
I always try to pass a bad driver because I don't want to be behind them if something happens. It seems to me that most of the time when bad drivers cause accidents they aren't even in them. They'll cause other cars to crash when they swerve to avoid them. Plus most of my driving is alone going to work or going to meet up with people if I recorded then I'd be the bad driver.
False_Stupidity 42
I'm the same #36, if i see someone on the road who obviously shouldn't be, I try to get around them as soon as safe to do so cause if they crash right in front of me, there's a chance i'll hit them and that's just bad.
joemud 13
Hope your ok and hope you got justice
garebear61 14
That is ridiculous. Some people just lack common sense.
HockeyPlayerLife 13
Hope it wasn't major! Usually we just try to get away from them asap if we can.