Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, there was a traffic accident on the highway which I normally take. I couldn't resist laughing at the driver since he was stupid enough to rear-end someone on the highway. What I didn't realize is that I forgot to pay attention to the road and rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
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mlleangelique 3
Because, y'know, everyone loves a little sexual harassment.
elara15 0
That's your cosmic come-uppance for being obnoxious towards good-looking females, who surprisingly don't enjoy the whistles and catcalls from random men in cars. Obviously, YDI.
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Comments (324)
Brittanii 0
I'm surr theyy. ain't lukk thtt. good to the pointt. where u cantt. stop ya car omgg.!!
tehredbaran 0
I'm sure you need to go back to school and learn this thing they like to call "English." Using it on this site might help people understand you. Ask about using a period while you're there.
spammy24 0
i got in a wreck today that really upset me ..this made me feel so much better
musicismyhotSEX 0
oh man i wish i was there!!! i have been praying for this to happen to every guy who whistles at me!!
jewelzgalore 0
Stupid motherfuckers like you deserve that.
Crotcho_fml 0
YDI for thinking with your dick and not your brain while you're at the wheel of a car.
xohxbrittanyrae 0
It's egotistical guys like you who give the rest of the guys out there a bad name. Worry about your driving, not trying to act all cool, jackass.
letitbe56 0
Wow, I posted that as a comment to #243 and it ends up here?
losernerd 0
YDI. Most of the time, girls don't like it when guys do that.
Chocoholic17 0
#134, you are also retarded. As soon as I saw "rolled down the window" I knew whatever was going to happen was the poster's fault. I loathe people like you that make a short walk (or even a drive!) outside unpleasant.
abgirl 0
Don't whistle at girls. It's f**king irritating and it makes you look like a pig. Oh, and guess what, if you do it from your car it distracts you from the road.