Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML
Today, I was checking out a gorgeous woman in spandex with beautiful flowing long black hair on the treadmill at the gym. I spent a few minutes just watching her body move and ripple under the material. She turned off the treadmill and got off, only for me to find out that it was a guy. FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
Today, while working out at the gym, I paused to check out a beautiful woman. The guy behind me said "Are you going to do your set or are you going to keep staring at my wife?" FML
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DirtyParkBench 0
At least you're doing something about your weight issues. Kudos!
redbluegreen 41
Never, ever assume someone is checking you out at the gym. It's just easier that way. At least they didn't refer you McFatty with a side order of McThunder Thighs.
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Comments (195)
rapmasterfizzle 0
first
codyxfail 0
Next time, don't be fat. [:
fyourlifedotcom 0
NO FAT CHICKS! Just kidding, I have sympathy for fat people who are trying to lose weight and be healthy.
Vorock 0
I'm so sorry for you. Just ignore those guys, they don't know how to be real people.
spoo 24
Oh my god... encouragement. NOOOOOOO. YDI
WWJC 0
do evry1 a favor n off urself
conradbeans 0
At least you're trying... : )
coreyronzel 0
second
B4SK3TB4IL 0
keep working out and when u get really hot. walk past them and be like HAHA. -e
alex_vik 1
C-C-C-Combo breaker.
peeta0330 18
FATALITY!
DirtyParkBench 0
At least you're doing something about your weight issues. Kudos!
snackeyg 0
This is what I was thinking.
realggirl 0
Yeah, they're really mean. I'm so sorry. :(
NewLight8421 0
fifth
DirtyParkBench 0
At least you're doing something about the weight.
georgia_fml 0
Aww. If you see them again go whack em one.
M13LO 0
I got $20 on that bet YDI for being fat FEED ME!! I'M A HUNGRY TROLL!!
bgukusa00 0
....LOL thats so funny im pissing myself mean but funny =O))) sorry though
redbluegreen 41
Never, ever assume someone is checking you out at the gym. It's just easier that way. At least they didn't refer you McFatty with a side order of McThunder Thighs.
bonance 0
did someone do that to you?
genius_man16 1
perhaps, but it's also just a very common insult
Laid2Rest6661 0
Ive never once heard that.
overmage 0
Nobody ever checks you out in the gym unless you're a guy with washboard abs or a girl with a figure Jessica Alba can envy.
kaylaella 0
totally agree