Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
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muffinkitty 15
op, no matter what you do, don't commit suicide!! I know I'm gonna sound like a preachy school counseler, but don't use a unreturnable act for a temporary problem! please!!!!!
Zmeilerr 22
So it's attention seeking if he just wants to talk to someone cause he's about to commit suicide? Shut up. You're making an ass of yourself.
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Comments (262)
brittanyg93 0
if youre suicidal, your time would be better spent getting help because obviously youre trying to find a way to get over it if youre texting her. I agree with iheartglasses, youre wasting everyone's time when it could be better spent elsewhere and its obvious youre just annoying this girl.
christyxoxo 8
thinking about taking your own life is very selfish, op. suicide is NEVER the answer.
CaptSkippy 9
depression sucks I have it too, I usually talk to my best friend bro or mom about it, I hope u have someone to talk to :]
christyxoxo 8
thinking about taking your own life makes you look selfish, op. shows that you don't care what your parents and close friends think about you wanting to kill yourself. and it shows that your ungrateful to what God gave you. which is life. suicide is NEVER the answer.
Unlucky_Gun 0
Yeah that's right. What idiots would thumb this comment down?
freight48 0
Suck it up princess!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
But the colour yellow makes him sad.
CloudEnvy 17
End such foolish suicidal thoughts. You can't have ice cream when you're dead.
CallMeHush 1
And now we know how she feels.
archzinno 0
and you haven't killed yourself yet? pussy
xstolix 1
Haha shh he has instructions •side to side=attention/yes •up and down=serious/no way Hahaha
40ozToFreedom 0
the people who usually commit suicide usually just do it. the people who seek attention talk about it and never do it. seek help if you need it. if not stop trying to get attention this way.
hbcbmx 5
do it ****. u wont.