Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
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muffinkitty 15
op, no matter what you do, don't commit suicide!! I know I'm gonna sound like a preachy school counseler, but don't use a unreturnable act for a temporary problem! please!!!!!
Zmeilerr 22
So it's attention seeking if he just wants to talk to someone cause he's about to commit suicide? Shut up. You're making an ass of yourself.
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Comments (262)
mylifesucksserio 15
well at least you gave it ago its better to know where she stands then die wondering
Lockheed91 0
Bro I'm guessing you text her alot with no responses back stop all contact with her without being an asshole and if she wants your dick you'll start to see a change in how she acts around you, you gotta put value in yourself show her she's gotta work for you not the other way around, fbgm
ThatLooksSticky 16
I would keep texting her.
Zmeilerr 22
Right, because she told him to stop and he just stalk her. Nice logic.
imonaboat79 2
29 I think what you really meant to say was "set phasers to... stunning"
lovexbox 8
If someone's depressed, chances are they don't have many close people to talk to.
paintingflowers 0
I really hope ur ok!!! there r better things put there in live than some dumb girl... :) smile and keep moving on
MassEffectNerd 0
the next day she'll hear about the OP committing suicide on the news. how bad do you think she'll feel?
Zebidee 9
And this is exactly the logic that makes people go through with it. The answer is, not only will it make them feel terrible, it will probably **** up their lives, and you'll have destroyed the things you claimed to love.
cloud720 5
Yea you should talk to a therapist or "the rapist" either could probably give you some pointers to solve your problem.
iheartglasses 0
If youre going to commit suicide, you may as well shoot yourself or jump in front of a train. My mom is an RN in the ICU and its ignorant failed overdoses that take up time and beds that should go to older people who should at least get a chance to die with someone taking care of them. Someone shouldn't have to wipe your ass because your failed at failing life. Now THAT'S something to be depressed about.
Person1233 13
Comments like these just tickle my heart, and reassure me that the whole world hasn't become oversensitized.
xstolix 1
Haha exactly op quit being a selfish beyach just do like everybody else suck it up and move on with your life.
nexttimeblue 0
this is definitely my kind of thread! op why are you suicidal because you have ADD?? you're having suicidal thoughts but you're texting some chick and posting on FML...FOCUS man! shouldn't you be buying bullets or at the pharmacy or possibly visiting some of the higher roofs in your area?? If there is anything you want to get right it's this so knuckle up and take care of business! see you next lifetime (if there is one;).
steveakafranxy 7
everyone who is telling op to commit suicide is retarded
sulitak 27
NOT a train. good lord... that poor conductor will be haunted by it (as well as everyone with the misfortune of seeing it happen... and the ones on the train that is delayed while they pick up the pieces... and the poor people who have to "recover" as much of the dead body as possible.). don't involve anyone else in your suicide attempt.
Stumblebum30 5
Obviously not the FIRST time he's text her.
Judus_beej 0
"today I received a text from this annoying emo guys. it's the 100th text from him I've received today. FML" ydi op for not calling a suicide hotline.
josebeto1 6
what does YDI mean
xstolix 1
You deserve it.
zanguard 0
YDI=you depressed idiot