Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
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muffinkitty 15
op, no matter what you do, don't commit suicide!! I know I'm gonna sound like a preachy school counseler, but don't use a unreturnable act for a temporary problem! please!!!!!
Zmeilerr 22
So it's attention seeking if he just wants to talk to someone cause he's about to commit suicide? Shut up. You're making an ass of yourself.
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Sparkiee93 3
Alright this is going to sound super ******, don't take it the wrong way, but YDI. Shockingly everyone has problems just as bad if not worse then yours, most people just don't go around flaunting it, but that doesn't mean that everyone wants to hear about your issues. Deal with them. A prime example would be when a guy was texting me, getting all down on himself saying he hated his life and he was a moron who would never go anywhere because he flunked a test so he should kill himself and started listing the various ways to do it, and I wasn't in the mood because I had just found out that my foster brother might have had cancer that day, so I asked him to please just bug off because I wasn't his therapist but he should look into getting one. That caused a shit storm, and I don't talk to him anymore and I can't say I regret it. Moral: Everyone has problems, not just you, dropping them on everyone else just makes there life go from bad to worse, not from fairytale perfect to hero mode. And even if that was the case no one can save you but yourself. So "dust off your butt and get your self-respect back", yea, and listen to that song.
WHAT_THA_PHUCK 0
Were you trying to say that no one wants to hear his problems right before talking about yours? Settle down chief, take a deep breath and a Prozac! That shit is legit!
CodingSquirrel 3
There's a big difference between whining about how bad your life is, and telling said whining person that other people deal with worse shit and to get over it.
Sparkiee93 3
140 - No, I wasn't, I was giving an example. A cancer scare in my toddler brother was a horrible thing that happened, it's different then whining for attention because you have the blues. I was giving an example that supported my statement that other people have problems too. AND I've delt with depression, self mutilating issues, and suicidal thoughts, but I realized that others have problems too, and unless they are a close friend or family member who honestly cares for you and you care for them then it is appropriate to reach out. But seeking attention about something as serious as a life ending issue from your "crush", via text message, is simply put, pathetic and any rejection you received you deserve ten times worse.
TheBeastmaster 0
Lol it's okay to laugh at this because OP obviously pussied out.
htoliver8 0
I think he need to go to a therapist
Tikwichka 5
Yes, it is an illness, hence why I mentioned its biological explanation (albeit simply). Norepinephrine (noradrenalin) and serotonin are the main implicated neurotransmitters. It is classed as a mood disorder and tends to accompany flattened affect, cognitive impairment, agitation, anhedonia, etc. Do not confuse the occasional down turn in mood with this relatively rare disorder.
stephy228 0
it WILL get better!! please talk to someone that cares about you, not someone who doesn't c your value. there is only 1 you in this world & life is precious. stay strong!
Anteezy 7
People throw the term depression around way too easily, when times are tough and you're feeling down you aren't necessarily depressed you know. Depression is a real mental disorder, and not just being a loser.
triggerit 5
rape her and forget her for good...
DocBastard 40
Can you do us all a favor and keep your disgusting fantasies to yourself? Thanks.
Frasito 0
She's just playing hard to get; a good beating will set her straight.
myschyveus 0
OP, there are little girls in darfur and Rwanda who've seen their whole family murdered in front of them as well as having been gang raped and they still push on. You're a spoiled little bitch looking for attention who has no idea what depression is. even your notion of sadness is a luxury that most people in this world can't afford. SUCK IT UP.
eldeeder 2
wah... wah... so after all this you post a shitty fml? Find a solution or do us all a favor and tie the neuce...
steveakafranxy 7
stfu