Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
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Top comments
muffinkitty 15
op, no matter what you do, don't commit suicide!! I know I'm gonna sound like a preachy school counseler, but don't use a unreturnable act for a temporary problem! please!!!!!
Zmeilerr 22
So it's attention seeking if he just wants to talk to someone cause he's about to commit suicide? Shut up. You're making an ass of yourself.
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Comments (262)
knight0748 5
txt her back and say her comments are making you suicidal, blood will be on her hands!!!
koji8123 0
should have found a hooker.
notsoluckypup 12
Maybe she had her monthly thing...you never know....
thisgirl2u 9
Usually someone who is truly contemplating suicide will not announce this to another person. But then again, sometimes they do indeed reach out for help before they have made the decision to do anything and often times are ignored due to people assuming they are only crying out for attention. That being said I hope OP realizes that the comfort and acceptance that he is searching for cannot come from someone else, It has to be his own opinion of himself that matters. Not everyone will approve of who you are and you can't always expect someone else to be able to make you happy.
blahzz 4
**** all these people saying all their cruel shit. I guess they're perfect huh? Sorry that you're feeling that way OP. But at least now you know what kind of person she is. So forgot about her ass. Plenty of fish in the sea. And I hope you feel better too. Smile please. =)
m_patt 0
Everyone goes through shit in their life, its never the way you expect it....but please dont put this on other people, noone likes to hear about someone wanting to commit suicide on an FML....there are helplines for a reason, use them!
bcamgirl 0
don't kill you self you are awesome and she's just to jerkish to see that but someone will see that awesomeness some day remember that you awesome person
Daddymo 14
Stay alive, dude. Women are nuts at the best of times, best just to agree with them!
insomniax 0
been there.
Brittneyyyy 7
Sure, I'll delete your number. But I memorized it so the texts are not going to stop.