Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML
Today, I was trying to break up with my boyfriend over text. I was being really careful to phrase it nicely, and I hit send with a sigh of relief. Except I sent the text to my mom, who now keeps sending me unsolicited advice about my "love life" with an occasional "You go, girl!" FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
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muffinkitty 15
op, no matter what you do, don't commit suicide!! I know I'm gonna sound like a preachy school counseler, but don't use a unreturnable act for a temporary problem! please!!!!!
Zmeilerr 22
So it's attention seeking if he just wants to talk to someone cause he's about to commit suicide? Shut up. You're making an ass of yourself.
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Comments (262)
Nick_1993 2
that's when you say suck it bitch
Zebidee 9
Regardless of your suicidal thoughts, here's a dating tip for you: no girl wants a guy to unload their emotions on them. They may say they wish guys were more open, but it's not true.
talun 10
What makes you think that way?
nexttimeblue 0
Because it's true!! Women may say they want you to be more sensitive and emotional but the moment you cry around her...she'll be sucking the dick of the guy who's cold blooded!! Trust me I know...I'm that guy!! women want men if they wanted a pussy they would just look down!!
rattusrattus 19
Tip: Don't date cold hearted bitches.
Zebidee 9
Basically, experience. In my experience, women find whiny guys a huge turnoff.
johncoffee187 2
just get it over with lol
espressoncream 6
delete her number and move on. you gonna be fine!!
RedPillSucks 33
Damn Marvin! This is the 2nd time you've missed your cue. Life. Don't talk to me about life!
Falken45 0
dumbass, get a life u daffy
Aeope 0
an hero nao
rattusrattus 19
1. Don't kill yourself. 2. Get help. 3. If a suicide attempt goes wrong, you are likely to be in a worse position than before. Like, depressed and unable to wipe your own backside. Or soemthing. So refer to point number 1.
Tikwichka 5
Depression is not something you occasionally experience. You probably experience 'sadness', which is normal. True clinical depression, to put it simply, is an imbalance in neurotransmitters.
yeppers6502 0
there are so many people in the world who have it so much worse off then you do. I know your feeling like your situation is the end of the world, but it isn't and you have much more life to live.