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Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
Today, I had a panic attack at 2 a.m. because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, the first snow of the season fell. My husband celebrated by pelting me with snowballs, while I was on the toilet. FML
Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
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Top comments
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
It could broken the window and send shattered glass in your eye, then you fall on your face and push it in further and die. Be happy!
lalagirl912 0
aww that sucks! :(
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Comments (54)
traze 7
A panic attack from a snowball? imagine a ******* gun shot? you probably get a heart attack.
RedPillSucks 33
OP might have been asleep. A loud noise against a window could sound like anything when you're startled awake, including gunshots.
vedderx 0
to quote cool runnings: chill winston
teffysayshi 8
LOL.
Residence_fml 4
So someone decided to throw a snowball? He probably DID throw it after deciding that he wanted to throw one at your window. Well anyways OP, that sucks. Were you having a bad dream? Try to have less stress or fear like someone mentioned.
Chunchunchun 3
What's with all the YDIs? OP could have an anxiety disorder, that's not funny.
batman_516 9
I have an anxiety disorder, and I'M not a stressed out, high strung, idiotic hypochondriac that gets worked up over the smallest things.
iateapenguin 27
Then your anxiety issues are different to OP's, and #39's, and mine, and all the other people empathising.
mandypandypants 4
Lol where do you live so I can throw one also
doublewide420 0
dont get worried, but that was someone trying to kill you...
kweenbitch 0
your a turd. grow a pair and stop acting like such a ****** sissy.
Hayllee 4
So you people are saying that at 2 AM you'd be like "Oh. Hm, I heard something really loud hit my window." I know when I'm up at 2 AM, I'm at least slightly tired, and I'd jump, even if it was just a snowball.
lukethe 0
Don't be such a baby!